Murphy's laws on girls.....


1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company."............ .....100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
8. Theory of relativity.. .... The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
Problem With Girls :)


The problems with Galz
If u TREAT her nicely, She says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, She says u arePROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, She says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, She says u are from aVILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with her, She says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET , She says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, She'll lose FACE ;
If She's Smarter than u, She isGREAT.
If u don't Love her, She tries toPOSSESS u;
If u Love her! , She will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
Ultimate Thoughts :)...


!!~~ Professional Love letter~~!!


Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
Great Thoughts..


Heart Touching Story


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